Post by Howard Dean on Feb 4, 2004 14:06:56 GMT -5
The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The Committee chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.